"TODAY, 27TH NOVEMBER 2023 SOMETHING UNIQUE HAS HAPPENED. WEBSITE THE.CAT
IS WRITING THAT THE ELGIN MARBLES ARE FINALLY IN HIS WAY BACK HOME. FINALLY.
HISTORIANS WILL DISCUSS IF IN WRITING THIS THE.CAT ITSELF CONTRIBUTED TO
THE MARBLES RETURNING BACK TO ATHENS OR IT JUST WAS THE CASE THAT THE.CAT  WEBSITE HAPPENED
TO BE THE FIRST TO REALISE THAT BY CANCELLING A MEETING WITH ITS GREEK COUNTERPART AN UNWISE
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER HAD UNWITTINGLY FINALLY WIDE OPENED THE DOORS OF THE BRITISH MUSEUM."

... BYE AND BYE LOVELY ELGIN MARBLES, ELGIN MARBLES NOT ANY MORE ...


 - KEEPING THE ELGIN MARBLES NEAR ONE OF CLEOPATRA'S NEEDLES, LIKE CUTTING MONA LISA IN HALF -